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‘It gets better’: Olympic president’s advice for bullying victims

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 09:45 am
‘It gets better’: Olympic president’s advice for bullying victims — World Wire
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The Straight Version

IOC President Kirsty Coventry advised young athletes facing bullying to simply tell their harassers to sod off.

The UNHINGED Take

Groundbreaking advice from a bureaucrat who thinks systemic abuse is solved with a polite request. Maybe she should tell the corrupt IOC to sod off while she’s at it.

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The Bottom Line

LOBOTOMY REQUIRED / 10

Groundbreaking advice from a bureaucrat who thinks systemic abuse is solved with a polite request.

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Groundbreaking advice from a bureaucrat who thinks systemic abuse is solved with a polite request. LOBOTOMY REQUIRED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/it-gets-better-olympic-presidents-advice-for-bullying #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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