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Jordan’s King Abdullah promises to confront ‘terrorists’ after Karak attack

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 12:36 pm
Jordan’s King Abdullah promises to confront ‘terrorists’ after Karak attack — World Wire
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Jordan's King Abdullah storms parliament saying attackers 'are not of us' while Israel annexes land.

The UNHINGED Take

Terrorists 'not of us'? This man just shaved his beard in a meat suit while Netanyahu cheats every treaty like Beehive puppets signing tax breaks.

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Terrorists 'not of us'?

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