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Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·2 Nov, 12:22 pm
Ryanair says it may freeze workers' pay and raise airfares — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Ryanair threatens staff pay freezes and ticket hikes citing rising fuel costs from the Iran-Israel conflict.

The UNHINGED Take

Michael O'Leary is blaming a Middle Eastern war for his profit margins while charging extra for the air you breathe. Absolute corporate ghoul milking geopolitical carnage to fund his next private jet.

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The Bottom Line

COLD BLOODED GRINDSET / 10

Michael O'Leary is blaming a Middle Eastern war for his profit margins while charging extra for the air you breathe.

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Michael O'Leary is blaming a Middle Eastern war for his profit margins while charging extra for the air you breathe. COLD BLOODED GRINDSET / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/ryanair-says-it-may-freeze-workers-pay-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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