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'No political solution' to anger in France, expert says amid ongoing protests

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 12:41 pm
'No political solution' to anger in France, expert says amid ongoing protests — World Wire
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French protests are losing momentum as demonstrations shrink and high schools resume classes across the nation.

The UNHINGED Take

The French have officially traded their flaming barricades for lukewarm croissants, proving that even the most theatrical revolutionaries eventually run out of steam and get bored of their own whining.

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The French have officially traded their flaming barricades for lukewarm croissants, proving that even the most theatrical revolutionaries eventually run out of steam and get bored of their own whining.

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The French have officially traded their flaming barricades for lukewarm croissants, proving that even the most theatrical revolutionaries eventually run out of steam and get bored of their own whining. COLLECTIVE GASLIGHTING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/no-polit

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