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Kenyan court sentences starvation cult leader to 200 years

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 12:50 pm
Kenyan court sentences starvation cult leader to 200 years — World Wire
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The Straight Version

A Kenyan court sentenced cult leader Paul Mackenzie to 200 years for the murder of 191 people.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine starving your own followers to reach heaven just to spend two centuries in a concrete box instead. Absolute cosmic level of being a monumental, murderous muppet.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10

Imagine starving your own followers to reach heaven just to spend two centuries in a concrete box instead.

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