The Straight Version
Man and boy arrested after allegedly attacking One Nation volunteer with bat.
The UNHINGED Take
Knee-deep in git-git with your own party's racket, Beehive muppets. A bat swung at democracy — no wonder debate's off its head.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED GOSSIP / 10
Knee-deep in git-git with your own party's racket, Beehive muppets.
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Knee-deep in git-git with your own party's racket, Beehive muppets. CERTIFIED GOSSIP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/man-and-boy-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-one #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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