The Straight Version
A private jet travelling from Austin, Texas, to the Bahamas crashed in Greenacres, near West Palm Beach, Florida.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida: "Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida: "Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida".
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida: "Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/nine-people-dead-after-learjet-crashes-in-florida #NZElection20
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