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Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 11:29 pm
Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida — World Wire
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The Straight Version

A private jet travelling from Austin, Texas, to the Bahamas crashed in Greenacres, near West Palm Beach, Florida.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida: "Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida: "Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida: "Nine people dead after Learjet crashes in Florida". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/nine-people-dead-after-learjet-crashes-in-florida #NZElection20

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