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Oman and China sign deals to boost trade and investment

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 12:18 pm
Oman and China sign deals to boost trade and investment — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Oman and China signed new agreements to strengthen trade and investment ties between the two nations.

The UNHINGED Take

Oman is essentially hocking its soul to the CCP, trading sovereign dignity for a few cheap trinkets and a debt trap disguised as an investment.

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COLONIALISM RELOADED / 10

Oman is essentially hocking its soul to the CCP, trading sovereign dignity for a few cheap trinkets and a debt trap disguised as an investment.

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Oman is essentially hocking its soul to the CCP, trading sovereign dignity for a few cheap trinkets and a debt trap disguised as an investment. COLONIALISM RELOADED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/oman-and-china-sign-deals-to-boost-trade #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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