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Oxfam's Destroy and Rebuild Index: 'Wealthy minority of investors benefit from both sides of crisis'

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 09:52 am
Oxfam's Destroy and Rebuild Index: 'Wealthy minority of investors benefit from both sides of crisis' — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Oxfam reports that investors are profiting from both the destruction of the climate and the subsequent reconstruction efforts.

The UNHINGED Take

Capitalism has officially achieved the perfect infinite loop of lighting the house on fire just to charge the victims for the bucket of water. Absolute parasitic excellence from the elite.

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Reaction GIF for Oxfam's Destroy and Rebuild Index: 'Wealthy minority of investors benefit from both sides of crisis'

The Bottom Line

PSYCHOPATHIC CAPITALISM PEAK / 10

Capitalism has officially achieved the perfect infinite loop of lighting the house on fire just to charge the victims for the bucket of water.

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Capitalism has officially achieved the perfect infinite loop of lighting the house on fire just to charge the victims for the bucket of water. PSYCHOPATHIC CAPITALISM PEAK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/oxfams-destroy-and-rebuild-index-wealthy-minority-of #NZElect

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