The Straight Version
The Portuguese FA plans to celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo despite uncertainty over his participation in a farewell appearance.
The UNHINGED Take
The FA is busy planning a funeral for a man who is still trying to kick a ball in the Saudi desert. It is a pathetic shrine to a ghost haunting his own ego.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL EGO TRIP / 10
The FA is busy planning a funeral for a man who is still trying to kick a ball in the Saudi desert.
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The FA is busy planning a funeral for a man who is still trying to kick a ball in the Saudi desert. COLOSSAL EGO TRIP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/portugal-fa-pledges-to-honour-cristiano-ronaldo-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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