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Qatar LNG carrier struck by ‘unidentified objects’ in Gulf

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 10:21 am
Qatar LNG carrier struck by ‘unidentified objects’ in Gulf — World Wire
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The Straight Version

A Qatari LNG carrier reported being struck by unidentified objects while navigating the Persian Gulf.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine dropping millions on a floating bomb and losing the plot to some mystery debris. Absolute amateur hour in the world's most expensive bathtub.

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The Bottom Line

MARITIME CLOWN SHOW / 10

Imagine dropping millions on a floating bomb and losing the plot to some mystery debris.

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Imagine dropping millions on a floating bomb and losing the plot to some mystery debris. MARITIME CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/qatar-lng-carrier-struck-by-unidentified-objects-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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