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Supermarket fridges in Sweden, Ireland overheat amid suspected cyberattacks

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 12:08 pm
Supermarket fridges in Sweden, Ireland overheat amid suspected cyberattacks — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Supermarket refrigeration systems in Sweden and Ireland are overheating due to suspected coordinated cyberattacks.

The UNHINGED Take

Digital terrorists are turning gourmet cheese into overpriced soup while the world’s IT security remains as flimsy as a wet cardboard box. Hope you enjoy your salmonella-infused organic yogurt, you absolute muppets.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL TECH FAILURE / 10

Digital terrorists are turning gourmet cheese into overpriced soup while the world’s IT security remains as flimsy as a wet cardboard box.

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Digital terrorists are turning gourmet cheese into overpriced soup while the world’s IT security remains as flimsy as a wet cardboard box. COLOSSAL TECH FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/supermarket-fridges-in-sweden-ireland-overheat-amid-suspected #NZElectio

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