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Trump cuts Israeli military aid: $3.8 billion in security assistance slashed

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·3 Nov, 04:01 pm
Trump cuts Israeli military aid: $3.8 billion in security assistance slashed — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Trump cuts $3.8B in Israeli military aid after deal with Netanyahu.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump throws Israeli aid to the trash bin, because Democrat critics still squirming over dairy subsidies. Netanyahu smiles, pockets secret savings for his boutique chuppah.

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Trump throws Israeli aid to the trash bin, because Democrat critics still squirming over dairy subsidies.

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Trump throws Israeli aid to the trash bin, because Democrat critics still squirming over dairy subsidies. TRUMP'S $BOTCH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/trump-cuts-israeli-military-aid-3-8-billion #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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