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US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth's future in question after midterms setback

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·6 Nov, 01:15 pm
US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth's future in question after midterms setback — World Wire
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The Straight Version

US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth is fighting impeachment following a disastrous midterm election performance.

The UNHINGED Take

Hegseth is polishing his medals in a sinking ship while calling a bloodbath historic. Only a monumental muppet thinks an election curb-stomp justifies starting a war.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL GASLIGHTING FAIL / 10

Hegseth is polishing his medals in a sinking ship while calling a bloodbath historic.

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Hegseth is polishing his medals in a sinking ship while calling a bloodbath historic. COLOSSAL GASLIGHTING FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/us-defence-secretary-pete-hegseths-future-in-question #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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