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Graduate seeks advice after mother allegedly pressures her to marry older businessman

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·2 Nov, 01:00 pm
Graduate seeks advice after mother allegedly pressures her to marry older businessman — South Africa
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The Straight Version

A 21-year-old graduate is being pressured by her mother to marry a wealthy 50-year-old businessman.

The UNHINGED Take

Ma is basically running a human trafficking ring out of her living room to trade her daughter for a mid-life crisis sugar daddy. Absolute bottom-tier parenting move.

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The Bottom Line

TOXIC WASTE BIN / 10

Ma is basically running a human trafficking ring out of her living room to trade her daughter for a mid-life crisis sugar daddy.

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