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Leaking pipes and failing reservoirs deepen South Africa’s water crisis

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·2 Nov, 01:00 pm
Leaking pipes and failing reservoirs deepen South Africa’s water crisis — South Africa
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The Straight Version

Gauteng and KwaZulu-Natal face worsening water outages due to failing infrastructure and leaking municipal pipe networks.

The UNHINGED Take

The municipalities have managed the impossible: losing more water to the dirt than the actual taps. It is a masterclass in parasitic incompetence while the citizens guzzle dust.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10

The municipalities have managed the impossible: losing more water to the dirt than the actual taps.

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