The Straight Version
Western Cape forensic experts confirmed the substance collected by a Lavender Hill family was coagulated blood, not brains.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine scraping driveway gunk into a jar thinking you've caught a crime scene trophy. Only in the Cape do people start their own CSI episodes with nothing but delusion and a bucket.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE HALLUCINATION / 10
Imagine scraping driveway gunk into a jar thinking you've caught a crime scene trophy.
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