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How South Africans are using loyalty rewards to make their money go further

🇿🇦 South Africa·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: News24·2 Nov, 12:52 pm
How South Africans are using loyalty rewards to make their money go further — South Africa
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The Straight Version

New data shows South Africans are increasingly relying on loyalty reward programs to stretch their monthly budgets.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine scraping for eBucks like a starving stray just to afford a loaf of bread while the economy burns. Peak dystopian poverty cosplay for the desperate.

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POVERTY OLYMPICS CHAMPION / 10

Imagine scraping for eBucks like a starving stray just to afford a loaf of bread while the economy burns.

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