The Straight Version
IEC expects election results collation completed by weekend.
The UNHINGED Take
Midrand's fluffy pollsters think their tally tables are magic; even the kerbside cats should have called with results faster than a taxi on a rainy Tuesday.
The Bottom Line
CHURLED SHADOW / 10
Midrand's fluffy pollsters think their tally tables are magic; even the kerbside cats should have called with results faster than a taxi on a rainy Tuesday.
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Midrand's fluffy pollsters think their tally tables are magic; even the kerbside cats should have called with results faster than a taxi on a rainy Tuesday. CHURLED SHADOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/iec-expects-results-collation-process-to-be-completed #NZElectio
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