The Straight Version
Ramaphosa announces plans to fix Durban's water crisis after 44% hit long outages.
The UNHINGED Take
Ramaphosa's 'plans' snap like an old battery, while almost half of Durban's homes are still playing water roulette. Give the plumbers a lobola and stop pretending the crisis is a minor hiccup.
The Bottom Line
IDLE WHISTLE / 10
Ramaphosa's 'plans' snap like an old battery, while almost half of Durban's homes are still playing water roulette.
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Ramaphosa's 'plans' snap like an old battery, while almost half of Durban's homes are still playing water roulette. IDLE WHISTLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/za/plans-are-underway-to-address-water-crisis-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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