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Blood-stained towel and bathmat found in accused pilot’s home, court hears

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·3 Nov, 04:22 am
Blood-stained towel and bathmat found in accused pilot’s home, court hears — Australia
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The Straight Version

Blood‑stained towel and bathmat found in air force pilot’s home; court confirms human blood.

The UNHINGED Take

You’d think Aussie pilots keep guns, not bloody bath mats – next, he’ll do lav butchery. Air Force, your pilot’s bathroom looks like a crime scene, not a cockpit.

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You’d think Aussie pilots keep guns, not bloody bath mats – next, he’ll do lav butchery.

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You’d think Aussie pilots keep guns, not bloody bath mats – next, he’ll do lav butchery. CERTIFIED BLOOD SPILL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/blood-stained-towel-and-bathmat-found-in-accused #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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