The Straight Version
Blood‑stained towel and bathmat found in air force pilot’s home; court confirms human blood.
The UNHINGED Take
You’d think Aussie pilots keep guns, not bloody bath mats – next, he’ll do lav butchery. Air Force, your pilot’s bathroom looks like a crime scene, not a cockpit.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BLOOD SPILL / 10
You’d think Aussie pilots keep guns, not bloody bath mats – next, he’ll do lav butchery.
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You’d think Aussie pilots keep guns, not bloody bath mats – next, he’ll do lav butchery. CERTIFIED BLOOD SPILL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/blood-stained-towel-and-bathmat-found-in-accused #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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