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Breaking: Two Australians dead after high-speed train crash in Spain

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Top Stories·3 Nov, 10:35 am
Breaking: Two Australians dead after high-speed train crash in Spain — Australia
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The Straight Version

Two Australians died after a high-speed train collision in Spain.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine flying halfway across the planet just to get turned into human mince by a Spanish rail failure. Absolute cooked way to top off a holiday.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL CARNAGE / 10

Imagine flying halfway across the planet just to get turned into human mince by a Spanish rail failure.

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Imagine flying halfway across the planet just to get turned into human mince by a Spanish rail failure. TOTAL CARNAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/breaking-two-australians-dead-after-high-speed-train #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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