The Straight Version
Disgraced author Craig Silvey issued an online statement expressing shame following his recent criminal conviction and jailing.
The UNHINGED Take
Save the crocodile tears for the cell block, mate. Writing a shitty apology note won't edit your legacy of being a total grub.
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The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTELY MUNTED / 10
Save the crocodile tears for the cell block, mate.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Save the crocodile tears for the cell block, mate. ABSOLUTELY MUNTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/disgraced-author-craig-silvey-releases-statement-after-jailing #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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