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‘I am deeply sorry’: Craig Silvey pens 9,000-word apology for child exploitation material offences

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Guardian Australia·3 Nov, 10:47 am
‘I am deeply sorry’: Craig Silvey pens 9,000-word apology for child exploitation material offences — Australia
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The Straight Version

Children's author Craig Silvey was jailed for seven months for possessing and distributing depraved child exploitation material.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine writing nine thousand words of self-pitying drivel to justify being a complete grub. Absolute bottom-tier rot that belongs in the deepest hole you can dig.

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ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10

Imagine writing nine thousand words of self-pitying drivel to justify being a complete grub.

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