The Straight Version
Ciaron Maher secured a historic trifecta at the Melbourne Cup while Vauban finished near the back of the pack.
The UNHINGED Take
Maher just turned the Cup into a private backyard training session while everyone else paid top dollar to watch a bunch of expensive glue sticks run in circles.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE MUPPETRY / 10
Maher just turned the Cup into a private backyard training session while everyone else paid top dollar to watch a bunch of expensive glue sticks run in circles.
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Maher just turned the Cup into a private backyard training session while everyone else paid top dollar to watch a bunch of expensive glue sticks run in circles. ABSOLUTE MUPPETRY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/melbourne-cup-finishing-order-and-results-from-mahers #NZ
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