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Point of Law wins the 2026 Melbourne Cup

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·3 Nov, 04:21 am
Point of Law wins the 2026 Melbourne Cup — Australia
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The Straight Version

Watch the last 400 metres as Point of Law storms home to win the 2026 Melbourne Cup.

The UNHINGED Take

"Point of Law wins the 2026 Melbourne Cup" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Point of Law wins the 2026 Melbourne Cup" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Point of Law wins the 2026 Melbourne Cup" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/point-of-law-wins-the-2026-melbourne-cup #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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