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RBA interest rates live: Reserve Bank of Australia meeting today before cash rate decision and announcement – latest news

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Guardian Australia·3 Nov, 04:19 am
RBA interest rates live: Reserve Bank of Australia meeting today before cash rate decision and announcement – latest news — Australia
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The Straight Version

RBA slams cash rate up to 4.85% - fifth hike in 12 months, squeezing Aussie mortgagors.

The UNHINGED Take

RBA's cash‑rate caper sends Aussie mortgages into full‑speed one‑way to 'pay up or go home', while the Central Bank eyes its next 'inflation torch' from the war‑fuel bin.

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RABID LOAN REBELLION / 10

RBA's cash‑rate caper sends Aussie mortgages into full‑speed one‑way to 'pay up or go home', while the Central Bank eyes its next 'inflation torch' from the war‑fuel bin.

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RBA's cash‑rate caper sends Aussie mortgages into full‑speed one‑way to 'pay up or go home', while the Central Bank eyes its next 'inflation torch' from the war‑fuel bin. RABID LOAN REBELLION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/rba-interest-rates-live-reserve-bank-of-aust

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