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Socceroos, Matildas take Football Australia to court

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Just In·3 Nov, 04:21 am
Socceroos, Matildas take Football Australia to court — Australia
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The Straight Version

Socceroos and Matildas file lawsuit over Football Australia's faulty revenue‑sharing deal.

The UNHINGED Take

Football Australia is proving the only thing split is their conscience; players bleed profits, the asps keep dollars, and the board builds a $million mirage.

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The Bottom Line

SICK BRAIN BLAST / 10

Football Australia is proving the only thing split is their conscience; players bleed profits, the asps keep dollars, and the board builds a $million mirage.

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Football Australia is proving the only thing split is their conscience; players bleed profits, the asps keep dollars, and the board builds a $million mirage. SICK BRAIN BLAST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/socceroos-matildas-take-football-australia-to-court #NZElecti

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