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2 dead, 1 critically injured in Rocky View County rollover

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·2 Nov, 08:47 pm
2 dead, 1 critically injured in Rocky View County rollover — Canada
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The Straight Version

A 28-year-old from St. Albert and 19-year-old from Red Deer were killed while a third person was critically injured when their vehicle lost control north of Cochrane on Sunday.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from 2 dead, 1 critically injured in Rocky View County rollover: "2 dead, 1 critically injured in Rocky View County rollover". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from 2 dead, 1 critically injured in Rocky View County rollover: "2 dead, 1 critically injured in Rocky View County rollover".

📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from 2 dead, 1 critically injured in Rocky View County rollover: "2 dead, 1 critically injured in Rocky View County rollover". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/2-dead-1-critically-injured-in-rocky-view #NZEle

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