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If the Democrats win the U.S. midterms, what would change for Canada?

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·3 Nov, 11:00 am
If the Democrats win the U.S. midterms, what would change for Canada? — Canada
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The Straight Version

U.S. Democrats are weaponizing trade war concerns and Trump’s tariff threats to court voters before the midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking a different shade of suit in the White House stops the Yanks from treating our economy like a cheap footstool. We are just the backyard punching bag for their pathetic political theatre.

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Imagine thinking a different shade of suit in the White House stops the Yanks from treating our economy like a cheap footstool.

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Imagine thinking a different shade of suit in the White House stops the Yanks from treating our economy like a cheap footstool. COLONIAL DOORMAT STATUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/if-the-democrats-win-the-u-s-midterms #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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