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Saskatoon committee to weigh expropriating land for BRT stations

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·3 Nov, 05:03 am
Saskatoon committee to weigh expropriating land for BRT stations — Canada
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The Straight Version

Saskatoon city officials are considering seizing private property to build six bus rapid transit stations.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says civic progress like shaking down local business owners to build fancy bus stops in a city that’s already a frozen wasteland of bad planning.

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The Bottom Line

CLOWN CAR CATASTROPHE / 10

Nothing says civic progress like shaking down local business owners to build fancy bus stops in a city that’s already a frozen wasteland of bad planning.

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Nothing says civic progress like shaking down local business owners to build fancy bus stops in a city that’s already a frozen wasteland of bad planning. CLOWN CAR CATASTROPHE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/saskatoon-committee-to-weigh-expropriating-land-for-brt #NZE

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