The Straight Version
A New Brunswick island is struggling to source basic necessities due to escalating Canada-U.S. trade tensions.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being held hostage by a border while your entire existence relies on Uncle Sam to keep the lights on. Absolute geopolitical cuckoldry at its finest.

The Bottom Line
COLONIAL GARBAGE FIRE / 10
Imagine being held hostage by a border while your entire existence relies on Uncle Sam to keep the lights on.
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