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How a New Brunswick island is caught in the middle of the Canada-U.S. trade war

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·3 Nov, 10:00 am
How a New Brunswick island is caught in the middle of the Canada-U.S. trade war — Canada
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The Straight Version

A New Brunswick island is struggling to source basic necessities due to escalating Canada-U.S. trade tensions.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being held hostage by a border while your entire existence relies on Uncle Sam to keep the lights on. Absolute geopolitical cuckoldry at its finest.

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COLONIAL GARBAGE FIRE / 10

Imagine being held hostage by a border while your entire existence relies on Uncle Sam to keep the lights on.

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