The Straight Version
U.S. midterm polls opened with Democrats fighting to seize control of Congress from Trump and the Republicans.
The UNHINGED Take
Watching two geriatric nursing homes battle over the nuclear codes is peak American collapse. Pick your flavor of impending doom, you absolute muppets.
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The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
Watching two geriatric nursing homes battle over the nuclear codes is peak American collapse.
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