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‘Cart before the horse': Site prep work approved before development plans in HRM

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·2 Nov, 10:25 pm
‘Cart before the horse': Site prep work approved before development plans in HRM — Canada
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The Straight Version

'It's really bad planning, because why clear a site before you have the final design?' said Karen McKendry, the Ecology Action Centre's senior wilderness outreach coordinator.

The UNHINGED Take

"‘Cart before the horse: Site prep work approved before development plans in HRM" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"‘Cart before the horse: Site prep work approved before development plans in HRM" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"‘Cart before the horse: Site prep work approved before development plans in HRM" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/and-8216-cart-before-the-horse-site-prep #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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