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B.C. First Nations file legal challenges to feds' Pacific Link pipeline decision

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·2 Nov, 10:44 pm
B.C. First Nations file legal challenges to feds' Pacific Link pipeline decision — Canada
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The Straight Version

BC First Nations file legal challenges to the federal decision on Pacific Link pipeline.

The UNHINGED Take

The feds swoop in, thinking they’re blessing, while First Nations push their lawsuits like a buried blizzard, proving the pipeline’s a poppycock of greed. They're licking US pipeline gold like a fat moose.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

The feds swoop in, thinking they’re blessing, while First Nations push their lawsuits like a buried blizzard, proving the pipeline’s a poppycock of greed.

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The feds swoop in, thinking they’re blessing, while First Nations push their lawsuits like a buried blizzard, proving the pipeline’s a poppycock of greed. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/b-c-first-nations-file-legal-challenges-to #NZElection2026 #U

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