The Straight Version
Businesses adjust to darker mornings and schedules in new Manitoba Standard Time
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Businesses adjust to darker mornings and schedules in new Manitoba Standard Time: "Businesses adjust to darker mornings and schedules in new Manitoba Standard Time". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Businesses adjust to darker mornings and schedules in new Manitoba Standard Time: "Businesses adjust to darker mornings and schedules in new Manitoba Standard Time".
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