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Federal reserve overflowing with expired PPE from pandemic, AG report finds

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·29 Oct, 02:31 pm
Federal reserve overflowing with expired PPE from pandemic, AG report finds — Canada
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The Straight Version

The report reveals that the federal public health agency did not effectively manage the National Emergency Strategic Stockpile

The UNHINGED Take

"Federal reserve overflowing with expired PPE from pandemic, AG report finds" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Federal reserve overflowing with expired PPE from pandemic, AG report finds" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Federal reserve overflowing with expired PPE from pandemic, AG report finds" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/federal-reserve-overflowing-with-expired-ppe-from-pandemic #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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