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Former junior league hockey executive accused of child sexual exploitation

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·2 Nov, 10:22 pm
Former junior league hockey executive accused of child sexual exploitation — Canada
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Tyler King was charged in relation to his time as an executive on junior hockey team. The Alberta RCMP believes additional victims may live in B.C., Ontario and Saskatchewan.

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