The Straight Version
Canadian shopping visits have dropped 71 per cent compared to 2019 — largely driven by the strained political and economic climate between the two countries and a weak Loonie.
The UNHINGED Take
"Loss of Canadian shoppers a $64M hit to Washington State: report" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Loss of Canadian shoppers a $64M hit to Washington State: report" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Loss of Canadian shoppers a $64M hit to Washington State: report" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/loss-of-canadian-shoppers-a-64m-hit-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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