The Straight Version
U of T Mississauga students were placed under a shelter-in-place order as police investigated a security threat.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says elite education like hiding under a desk because Peel cops are too busy staging nearby to actually do anything. UTM is just a suburban holding cell for tuition-paying panic victims.
The Bottom Line
CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10
Nothing says elite education like hiding under a desk because Peel cops are too busy staging nearby to actually do anything.
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Nothing says elite education like hiding under a desk because Peel cops are too busy staging nearby to actually do anything. CLOWN CAR CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/shelter-in-place-order-for-students-at-u #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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