The Straight Version
CBC is promoting consumerism by highlighting discounted luxury beauty products from brands like Merit and Dyson.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine the state broadcaster hocking overpriced hair dryers while the country burns to the ground. Peak neoliberal rot disguised as a shopping list for the vapid.

The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT ECONOMY / 10
Imagine the state broadcaster hocking overpriced hair dryers while the country burns to the ground.
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Imagine the state broadcaster hocking overpriced hair dryers while the country burns to the ground. BRAIN ROT ECONOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/the-curator-heres-what-to-shop-for-at #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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