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The Curator: Here’s what to shop for at the Sephora fall sale

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·3 Nov, 03:00 am
The Curator: Here’s what to shop for at the Sephora fall sale — Canada
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The Straight Version

CBC is promoting consumerism by highlighting discounted luxury beauty products from brands like Merit and Dyson.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine the state broadcaster hocking overpriced hair dryers while the country burns to the ground. Peak neoliberal rot disguised as a shopping list for the vapid.

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The Bottom Line

BRAIN ROT ECONOMY / 10

Imagine the state broadcaster hocking overpriced hair dryers while the country burns to the ground.

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Imagine the state broadcaster hocking overpriced hair dryers while the country burns to the ground. BRAIN ROT ECONOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/the-curator-heres-what-to-shop-for-at #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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