The Straight Version
Winnipeg police are warning parents after sharp metal objects were discovered inside local Halloween candy.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being such a low-life bottom feeder you turn a sugar high into a tetanus shot for a toddler. Winnipeg really is the armpit of the country.
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The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE GARBAGE HUMAN / 10
Imagine being such a low-life bottom feeder you turn a sugar high into a tetanus shot for a toddler.
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Imagine being such a low-life bottom feeder you turn a sugar high into a tetanus shot for a toddler. ABSOLUTE GARBAGE HUMAN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/winnipeg-police-add-to-reports-of-sharp-metal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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