The Straight Version
An Ireland to Italy flight diverted to a French military base following a bomb threat.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending your holiday budget just to get redirected to a dusty French airstrip because some basement-dwelling loser has a pathetic cry for attention. Total logistical nightmare for zero payoff.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Imagine spending your holiday budget just to get redirected to a dusty French airstrip because some basement-dwelling loser has a pathetic cry for attention.
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Imagine spending your holiday budget just to get redirected to a dusty French airstrip because some basement-dwelling loser has a pathetic cry for attention. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/bomb-threat-forces-ireland-italy-flight-to-divert #NZElect
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