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Bomb threat forces Ireland-Italy flight to divert to French airbase

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·5 Nov, 10:07 am
Bomb threat forces Ireland-Italy flight to divert to French airbase — China
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The Straight Version

An Ireland to Italy flight diverted to a French military base following a bomb threat.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine spending your holiday budget just to get redirected to a dusty French airstrip because some basement-dwelling loser has a pathetic cry for attention. Total logistical nightmare for zero payoff.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10

Imagine spending your holiday budget just to get redirected to a dusty French airstrip because some basement-dwelling loser has a pathetic cry for attention.

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Imagine spending your holiday budget just to get redirected to a dusty French airstrip because some basement-dwelling loser has a pathetic cry for attention. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/bomb-threat-forces-ireland-italy-flight-to-divert #NZElect

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