Football legend Cristiano Ronaldo ann…

Football legend Cristiano Ronaldo announces international retirement

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 10:45 am

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Cristiano Ronaldo has announced his retirement from international football with Portugal.

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The man spent his final years chasing records while his ego outgrew the stadium, finally mercifully putting his vanity project to bed.

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The man spent his final years chasing records while his ego outgrew the stadium, finally mercifully putting his vanity project to bed.

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Football legend Cristiano Ronaldo announces international retirement

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