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Ethiopian families fleeing conflict face difficulties with food access

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 10:38 am
Ethiopian families fleeing conflict face difficulties with food access — China
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The Straight Version

Conflict in Ethiopia has displaced thousands, while humanitarian aid groups abandon starving camps due to budget cuts.

The UNHINGED Take

Global aid agencies are essentially ghosting the starving like a deadbeat dad dodging child support. Absolute peak performance from the humanitarian industrial complex.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL HUMANITARIAN BANKRUPTCY / 10

Global aid agencies are essentially ghosting the starving like a deadbeat dad dodging child support.

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