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Sudan accuses Ethiopia of allowing RSF drone launches from its territory

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 10:42 am
Sudan accuses Ethiopia of allowing RSF drone launches from its territory — China
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The Straight Version

Sudan claims Ethiopia is hosting RSF drone launches from its sovereign territory.

The UNHINGED Take

Neighboring warlords playing toy airplane games while their countries disintegrate is just peak geopolitical clown behavior. Ethiopia needs to pick a side before Sudan drags them into their own bottomless pit.

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ABSOLUTE DUMPSTER FIRE / 10

Neighboring warlords playing toy airplane games while their countries disintegrate is just peak geopolitical clown behavior.

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Neighboring warlords playing toy airplane games while their countries disintegrate is just peak geopolitical clown behavior. ABSOLUTE DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/sudan-accuses-ethiopia-of-allowing-rsf-drone-launches #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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