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Dozens dead and missing after Russian strike on Ukrainian aid centre

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 10:34 am
Dozens dead and missing after Russian strike on Ukrainian aid centre — China
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The Straight Version

A Russian strike on a Zaporizhzhia aid distribution point killed at least 42 civilians.

The UNHINGED Take

Moscow is hosting a bloodbath while Washington prepares for Abu Dhabi tea parties. Diplomacy is just a performance art piece for people who enjoy watching the world incinerate itself.

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ABSOLUTE GHOUL BEHAVIOR / 10

Moscow is hosting a bloodbath while Washington prepares for Abu Dhabi tea parties.

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