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‘Clock is ticking’: European TV channels targeted in wave of hoax bomb threats

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·6 Nov, 03:31 pm
‘Clock is ticking’: European TV channels targeted in wave of hoax bomb threats — China
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The Straight Version

Hoax bomb alerts barked to RTE, Sky, Nova TV, forcing evacuations and broadcast shutdowns across Europe.

The UNHINGED Take

Scare cocks spitting poison into the TV bowl, yet quietly quacking nothing but emptiness. Europe just groaned.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Scare cocks spitting poison into the TV bowl, yet quietly quacking nothing but emptiness.

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Scare cocks spitting poison into the TV bowl, yet quietly quacking nothing but emptiness. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/clock-is-ticking-european-tv-channels-targeted-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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