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Could a midterm defeat tame Trump? Not on foreign policy, Chinese experts say

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: SCMP·1 Nov, 02:00 pm
Could a midterm defeat tame Trump? Not on foreign policy, Chinese experts say — China
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The Straight Version

Chinese experts say a midterm defeat won’t stop Trump’s risky foreign policy.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump thinks a lame‑duck America is a free pass to gamble China, Russia and Cuba like Monopoly money. Chinese experts just pinched their eyes on the cringe‑faced bargain.

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DIRTY ACT / 10

Trump thinks a lame‑duck America is a free pass to gamble China, Russia and Cuba like Monopoly money.

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Trump thinks a lame‑duck America is a free pass to gamble China, Russia and Cuba like Monopoly money. DIRTY ACT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/could-a-midterm-defeat-tame-trump-not-on #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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