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Valencia vs Real Madrid: La Liga – preview, team news, predictions

🇨🇳 China·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 05:50 pm
Valencia vs Real Madrid: La Liga – preview, team news, predictions — China
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The Straight Version

Preview of a La Liga clash where winning makes Real Madrid climb to second on points.

The UNHINGED Take

La Liga's greatest joke is Al Jazeera giving this match a 'world' tag — a sausage-roll press conference cooked by two billionaires looking like nothing matters.

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The Bottom Line

POSITIVE GARBAGE / 10

La Liga's greatest joke is Al Jazeera giving this match a 'world' tag — a sausage-roll press conference cooked by two billionaires looking like nothing matters.

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La Liga's greatest joke is Al Jazeera giving this match a 'world' tag — a sausage-roll press conference cooked by two billionaires looking like nothing matters. POSITIVE GARBAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/cn/valencia-vs-real-madrid-la-liga-preview-team #NZElection20

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